7-9 November, Delhi (f)We went from Thailand to
India without even leaving the Bangkok airport. The holding area where our luggage was
scanned and we queued for check-in was full of colorfully dressed Indian women and their
drab male counterparts. People jockeyed for position in line, nudging, bumping and even
pushing one another. Just in front of us a couple dressed in western garb but of Indian
heritage were carrying a number of curious-looking items. A juvenile palm tree sprouted
from the husbands backpack, and in the womans hands was a clump of what
appeared to be wild grass complete with roots and dirt attached. Unable to suppress my
curiosity I asked, "Are you allowed to bring such things into India?" She
replied knowingly, "India is not as strict as America in these matters; we can bring
back whatever we like." She later explained that the clump of weeds was lemon grass
and the palm was of a variety shed come to love and was bringing both back for
transplant in her garden. In my mind I acted out what it would look like if she presented
those items to U.S. Customs -- not a pretty picture.
In line amongst the turban-headed hoards was a lone cyclist looking a little confused,
alone and unhealthily skinny. His bike stood next to the counter, un-boxed and tagged for
Delhi. I shoved my way to the front of the line (Id learned well from the Chinese)
in order to introduce myself. Matt explained that he was on his way to India to begin his
twelve-month trip there on his bicycle. He had quite a lot of baggage, seemingly prepared
for any situation that might arise. I swam back upstream to Andy after agreeing to meet up
with Matt later.
While I was away a gaily decorated group of Israelis had joined us pilgrims in line.
Brightly colored hair, multiple tattoos, more piercings than a pin cushion and toting
requisite drums and other bangles, they drew greater attention than the bangled
Rajasthanis. It might have been because they were so loud that everyone turned to stare,
or was it their attire? The four seemed noisier than the two hundred others in line. As we
were about to reach the head of the line a pack of bare-footed rastas bearing dreadlocks
filed in. I hoped and prayed wed not be seated with them and the Israelis in
"Bongo" class.
The boarding process was decidedly more civilized than our experience China, where one
risks death by trampling each time they fly. When finally settled on the plane we found
ourselves just a few rows behind the rastas and the Israelis. They provided amusement for
all. Between them and the quaintly clothed Indians aboard I was beginning to wonder if we
should have come in costume as well. The Sikh freaks found the Israeli freaks especially
entertaining. Swathed from head to tow in white linen, beards and hair tucked-up tightly
into their turbans, the Sikhs posed in front of the Israelis for a photo. They giggled and
exchanged knowing glances while they acted as though recording their trip for the folks at
home, Their true motive was to capture a picture of the psychedelic Israelis and the
resulting shenanigans were Curly and Moesque.
Arrival was similar to that at any Asian airport. A dingy and dirty fluorescent-lit
marble hall full of disoriented stony-faced travelers stood biting their lips and hoping
for no hassles at customs and the baggage carrousel. We were not that lucky. Though
greenhorn-Matts un-boxed bike appeared swiftly we were left staring soberly at the
idle baggage belt. I sought assistance. I asked if our bikes might be in back behind the
door marked "Oversized baggage", the reply was swift. "No sir, we have
already checked. Have you sure it is not on the belt?", he asked. I replied as calmly
as I could that they were bicycles in boxes and you could see them from Bombay if they
were on the belt. As the aforementioned door opened and the bikes appeared 30 minutes
later the clerk produced a claim form and began to ask me more questions. "I
dont think this is necessary now
."
Now that we all had our bikes and gear we rolled out to find the car. Matt tagged
along. Wed agreed to give Matt a ride into town if the car could accommodate
everyone and everything. This seemed a tall order, rather like the game of putting straws
on the camels back. After all we had three bikes and corresponding accouterments, and how
big could an Indian taxi be? Amar our willowy Sikh guide and the driver were not only
willing but giddily enthusiastic about the challenge. From nowhere a small regiment of
five helpers appeared and began stuffing and stacking gear into and on the cab with
military precision. With a few remaining chunks resting on our laps the doors slammed and
we were off. The vehicle looked not unlike the Clampets truck as they drove into the
driveway of their new house on the first episode of the "Beverly Hillbillies."
And a fine machine it was, our cab. A gleaming new Ambassador (which look surprisingly
similar to 25 year-old Ambassadors) with its fifties-ish rounded lines and upright posture
shuttled us into town.
I learned an important lesson early -- be wary of the question "Why?"
Unsuspectingly I asked "Why is the taxi-meter mounted on the outside of the
car?"
"Because that is where they put them," was the answer, given in a polite,
firm and typically sing-song tone that indicated that there would be no further discussion
of the matter.
Delhi air was thick with an ungodly amount of dust fogging my vision, adding a
dreamlike quality to the streetscene but turning my throat into raw meat. Upon arriving at
our rather overpriced but swank launching point for our Indian adventure we ditched the
car, checked into our hotel, and helped Matt navigate to his hotel.
After dropping our gear we hit the street to discover Connaught Circus by night. Though
only eleven P.M. on a Saturday night it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop; even the
sacred cows were snoozing. Nothing was open, not even an Indian 7-11 and we were without
drinking water at the hotel. Though chowing on the thick and chunky air, I began to feel a
little hungry. We stopped at the one open food stand on the circle. I was just opening my
mouth to order a samosa when behind the counter and server, a rat skittered across the
stove.
No longer hungry but still thirsty as hell we sought transportation to find something
to drink. We finally found an autorickshaw (a three-wheeled scooter-taxi hybrid,
like a small covered Thai tuk-tuk) that would take us to find water and then back
to the hotel for only fifty rupees (later we were to learn that we could have gone back
and forth to the airport for the same amount). After the water mission, upon our arrival
back at the hotel, our driver brought forth the rest of his broad and rich product line.
With his head bobbing he said, "You want to go fucking place, one or two hours, very
cheap?" We politely refused and exited the vehicle, after which he called after us,
"I have very good hashish too." It was comforting to know all this was
available.
The next day we arose early and began assembling our bikes in the forecourt of the
hotel. Here we first learned of the mechanical curiosity of Indians. Within a few moments
of cracking the box and tightening the first bolt every idle worker at the lodge was
having a peek at us and the bikes. It was clear that our transportation was far more
interesting than us and elicited the bulk of the questions put to us. Not unfamiliar to us
were: "Did you bring the bicycles from your country?" and "What is the
value of the cycles?". What was new was the rather intense fascination with the
gears. "Multi-gear systems" are apparently rather rare in India and attract more
than their fair share of attention.
Later that day we set out for an afternoon bus tour of Delhi. Near the tours
designated meeting place was a rather stark little restaurant called the Coffee Home. The
restaurant was relatively easy to find, however the tourist office was behind off of an
alley and nearly impossible to find. Asking Delhites directions introduced us to the
Indian universal answer. It is hard to describe, but have you ever seen one of those
artificial dogs that sit on the rear window ledge of a car? Their heads roll around from
side to side with the center of gravity somewhere near their nose. That is the movement
Indians make when they answer a question of which they are unsure of the answer. We saw a
lot of head bobbing before finding the tour office.
Following the first of many frighteningly cheap and satisfying meals we caught our bus
at the tourist office. With us were three other white tourists from France and a gaggle of
women that seemed to have rolled themselves into yards of bright fabric. Our guide
entirely lacked enthusiasm except in how he shepherded us. We found some solidarity in the
company of our fellow tourists. Somehow we bonded with the group of Indian women and their
overseer. After just a few moments of conversation we learned that the wads of cloth were
actually prison guards at the Bangalore Womens Correctional Facility. Their tough
eyes of experience beamed proudly when they told us of their occupation. In under three
hours we managed to hustle through the Red Fort, Ghandis Grave, the tomb of the
second moghul emperor and drive by various other points of interest.
One strange phenomenon we came to observe frequently was Indian tourists toting their
suitcases around tourist destinations. No matter how crowded the sites, how challenging
the terrain or otherwise impractical to do so, there they were with their big molded
plastic bags. Most perplexing was when wed come upon an unattended bag. Imagine if
that occurred somewhere like, say, Britain?
The next day wed arranged to have breakfast with Matt. We were anxious to hear
his plans for India and share ours. He reluctantly told us that he was unsure of how to
proceed. We found that we liked Matt, and were happy to have him join us when we set out
the next day. He too liked the idea so we settled on a meeting time and planned to leave
the environs of Asias dustiest capital.